We were made by Baba with all the love and care he could, we are an exact replica of Anacaona at various stages of her life from the time she was an infant like Yeybona and Piragua’s Nahe to the moment of her haircutting ceremony. We share some trepidation of ...

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The world changed when the people left me, it wasnae the people so much as the Ridder. She and I be important to each other, she shoulda’ stayed put. The world be topsy turvy now, the Ridder be always a woman but now ’tis a man and whilst that be no’ right it be no’ ...

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I felt a great inferiority complex while on Ganymede. The other ships laughed at me, “I leaked”, they said. “I was cold”, they said. “You have no atmosphere”, they giggled. I was choc-a-bloc full of equipment and three robots which gave the other ships even more cause for amusement. “Robots don’t ...

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Yesterday I had Mondayitis and didn’t manage to get Mondayitis written, strange how that happens as yesterday was Tuesday. Instead I’m writing Mondayitis today, I have the next few articles sitting in my head waiting to be written down so long as I don’t get Mondayitis again this should be an interesting ...

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Things had been changing for some time, the children were growing up, Cooper was getting old and slow, I tried to keep him moving but as the seasons went by it got harder and harder…then he was bitten by the snake. Stan the Man found him, then came that big sound ...

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My name? No, I don’t think I have one, I’m just a small branch. I exist because there once was a tree, I was attached but am no longer, we’re not given names apart from the tree. I was part of a gum tree with beautiful smelling leaves but I ...

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I was always used when Anna and Chicken got together. Bright red I am! They often went out clubbing, I enhanced Anna’s fingernails and Chicken’s claws, they really stood out! Imagine, a chicken wearing red nail polish on her claws! I know, I looked a little incongruous but she wore ...

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I was put down out of Fort Hold, they always take care of their runners and so I had to be put down well. They took great care to ensure my moss was both wide enough and good for the runners feet. Sometimes things go wrong but I’ve always been taken ...

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Cecilia be my Holie Nayme. Brother Ambrose hid me in a corner four hundred years previous to now, dangerous it was to be of value and in playn sight so hid me he did. Finallie have I been found and brought into the light again to be rung in pleasure ...

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I am fluid, I am grace. Although I stay in the one place I also move from place to place. I see and feel everything near me and it was I who comforted the Ugly Duckling when no-one loved him. The Ugly Duckling loved to swim on me and dive letting the ...

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I am the Queen, you’ve read my story to your children and many of them have pretended to sleep for a year only to have the Prince wake them up. This is a different story but it still involves the dwarfs. The dwarfs were good to me, they looked after ...

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It’s been a while since I’ve done a wrap up of Mondayitis, the last time was just before I changed the format in June 2013, there’s been a lot of Mondayitis’ under the bridge and I think it might be time for a review. So, in no particular order here ...

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I found the three little pigs most unfriendly. I was so hungry and they wouldn’t let me into their houses. They built lovely looking houses but I was just soooo hungry. The first little pig built a house of straw thinking that would keep me out but he was so ...

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I knew I’d done something wrong. Wrong. When I found myself in the swamp. Swamp. Bootleby didn’t understand his Master Piece included killing me. I’m tired, old and tired and I figured it was time for me to go but Beetleby missed that connection and sent me to the swamp ...

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It’s Tuesday morning and I’m meant to write, I have no idea what I’m meant to write as I’ve been given the task of writing about a character in a book that hasn’t actually been written. What is that about???? Here’s this book, it has a title and a cover ...

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