It’s Tuesday morning and I’m meant to write, I have no idea what I’m meant to write as I’ve been given the task of writing about a character in a book that hasn’t actually been written.

What is that about????

Here’s this book, it has a title and a cover but no pages therefore no characters and no setting.

And I’m meant to write about one of the other characters in it. I ask you…

It’s not as if I even have a name of my own, look up at the heading…I’ve been called ‘Anon’ what sort of a come down is that?

And what is my motivation in the book? Actually, what is my motivation for writing Mondayitis?

Forget this for a joke, I’m outta here.