I was always used when Anna and Chicken got together. Bright red I am! They often went out clubbing, I enhanced Anna’s fingernails and Chicken’s claws, they really stood out! Imagine, a chicken wearing red nail polish on her claws! I know, I looked a little incongruous but she wore me well, always in the thick of things. I was left on the shelf when she went to Germany with THAT MAN. How could she abandon me like that? I’d been through so much with her, so many nights out, so many parties and she ups and leaves me with Anna for THAT MAN.

If she ever comes back I won’t have a bar of her, I’ll just turn my back on her and not allow myself be used. What? Of course I can turn my back on her, I’m shaped like a rooster so of course I can do that. What a question.

What!!! She’s back! After all this time!!! Chicken! How could you leave me here, all alone I’ve missed you so much. Of course you can use me!