A new regular feature here is Mondayitis, published every Tuesday, it features guests discussing a series of questions. People have their own view of the questions and some use them as a starting point while others actually answer them, in their own particular way.
What do you read?
All books that I can find, particularly ones written by humans. The genres of science-fiction and fantasy hold the most attraction for me.
Why do you read?
I find it fascinating to read works by human authors, and it passes the time while I am out of water.
Do you read for work or pleasure?
I read because I enjoy doing so; why else would one read?
Can you do the Safety Dance while reading?
Safety Dance – Men Without Hats
Easily. If I understand it correctly, it only requires two limbs, leaving at least two free to hold the book. Although, if I must walk while doing so, I would have to use my other eye.
Are you a Discworld/Twilight/Harry Potter fan?
I have read some of the books in question. I did enjoy the Discworld books, while the Harry Potter books were intriguing. I have not yet gotten my tentacles on a copy of the Twilight series, but the opinions I have heard have generally not been favourable.
Would you attend a flash mob dressed as your favourite character?
I would certainly be willing to try, if no unfortunate events occurred along the way. It may be difficult to represent my preferred character accurately, as we have different quantities of limbs.
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