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Mondayitis – Uncle Alfred
Today is a very special edition of Mondayitis. Today, I present to you Uncle Alfred! Sometimes he’s a Queensland Blue Heeler and when he’s not he’s a perfectly rational man.
What do you read?
I’m not a big reader. I read the newspaper, there are a lot of pictures in the newspaper, it makes it easier to read.
Why do you read?
I read to pass the time, when I’m not mowing the lawn or drying dishes. Sometimes the family leave the telly on and I watch that. Good programme on now, it’s Playschool they’re about to go through the window. It’s a dog! Woof! I’m a dog! Want to play with the dog on telly! Woof! Woof!
My apologies for that, I didn’t know how long he’d last. When Uncle Alfred sees a dog he behaves like a dog. I think I should take him to the park for a game of fetch. He comes from the book I’ll Plead Insanity by Melbourne lawyer David Cross.
Mondayitis – Bedknob
Today’s Mondayitis questions were supposed to be answered by the Bedknob but I suspect I shouldn’t be talking to inanimate objects.
What do you read?
What do I read? Hmmm, that’s a very good question. Until I was unceremoniously removed from Paul’s bed I would read whatever the children read while on the bed, sometimes they’d leave the book there but I couldn’t turn the pages.
Why do you read?
Why? I have plenty of time, I don’t go anywhere so I have to do something to fill in the time. After Paul took me off the bed I spent a lot of time in pockets and cupboards so reading was challenging. Did you know they didn’t even give me a book to read? Not even a dictionary? And me being the most well-read Bedknob in history!
I don’t read much any more, only spell books, not since Miss Price and Mr Jones took the whole bed back in time. Miss Price only made me work for Paul and no-one else so since he’s been left back in the future I’ll never move again.
I have to say, the Bed didn’t appreciate sitting on the beach; the way that water came up around its legs made it quite frightened. Salt water is not good for metal bed legs.
Do you read for work or for pleasure?
Is there a difference between the two?
Can you do the Safety Dance while reading?
Hmmm, another question I don’t really understand. I am always careful with safety but why would I dance about it? And anyway, who’d dance with a Bedknob? I can’t see anyone dancing with the Bed but a Bedknob?
No more questions, they’re rather strange.
Thank you to the Bedknob from Bedknob and Broomstick by Mary Norton. It’s been…interesting.
Mondayitis – Leigh
Today I’m proud to bring you a real live author for Mondayitis. Leigh is a friend and this blog is the second stop in her blog tour for her book, you can see further details of the tour for stalking purposes here, comments go into the draw to win a $20 Amazon Gift Card etc. This should be an awesome book, I’ve had the privilege of beta reading one of Leigh’s short stories..it was a must read.
What do you read?
I try to read a variety. But my favourite is chick lit – Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and many of the indie Chick Lit authors. But I really enjoyed Harry Potter, and The Hunger Games.
Do you read for work or for pleasure?
Definitely for pleasure. I actually feel a bit guilty when I read as I usually should be doing things like housework.
Do you read to your kids or someone else’s?
My youngest can’t read yet so I read to him. Or get the older ones to do it. Ditto for other people’s kids 
Can you do the Safety Dance while reading?
I can’t do the Safety Dance while not reading. Might make it a goal though. Start small, lol.
Are you a Discworld/Twilight/Harry Potter Fan?
Harry Potter. I don’t know much about Discworld but I think I will have to go and check it out. I know this isn’t part of the question but I’M a huge, huge Dr Who fan Does that help?
Would you attend a flash mob dressed as your favourite character?
How do you find out about those things? Are they invite only?
Leigh Bennett is an Australian author who lives in Melbourne’s hilly and rugged outer east with her husband, three sons, a beagle x cavalier dog and five chickens. Currently a stay at home mother, she has worked in the public service, education, road and music industries. She enjoys reading, cooking and writing stories full of fun, drama, love and always with a happy ever after. You can catch Leigh on her blog and buy the book on Smashwords, print copies are available as well.
Mondayitis – Bernie
Today’s Mondayitis is another real person, it’s lovely to have real people here. Bernie has interesting reading tastes as you’ll discover.
What do I read?
Why do I read?
Do you read for work or for pleasure and is there any difference
between the two?
Mondayitis – Margaret
Today’s Mondayitis is brought to you by Margaret, a real person.
What do you read?
Some natural history stuff, some biography, stuff about cats, some humorous stuff like the ‘Weird things customers say in book shops’, fiction – some mysteries, Abbey books series by Elsie Oxenham. I don’t like stuff about violence and aggression – except Harry Potter and J.R.R. Tolkien!
Why do you read?
Can’t help it – have always read – helped in local Library at primary school, and became a Librarian.
Do you read for work or for pleasure and is there any difference between the two?
There is a difference, esp when I worked in a Court Library. Children’s Library was an improvement.
Do you read to your kids or to someone else’s kids?
I used to read to my kids, now I read to their kids.
Can you do the Safety Dance while reading?
What’s that?
Are you a rabid Discworld/Twilight/Harry Potter fan and would you attend a flash mob dressed as your favourite character?
I am a Harry Potter fan, but at my age (70+), would have to consider the flash mob idea. I love lots of flash mobs, so maybe??? depends …
Margaret is a valuable member of Collecting Books and Magazines, a group on Facebook where we talk about all things bookish but only for books published prior to 1980.
She has lived in Brisbane most of my life, have family and have been involved in family history, Australian plants, craft groups and historical groups.
She also loves some cryptic crosswords and some logic puzzles., helping a couple of people who create some logic puzzles, to test their beta versions, before the puzzles are released online.
Mondayitis – Fluff
Today I’d like to introduce you to someone from my childhood and yours, Fluff. I had a bit of trouble getting Fluff to answer any questions as she was very busy playing with Betty’s pram, or running away from Scottie. Fluff seems to have spent most of our time running after John and saying “Mia-ow, mia-ow!” Even when the family went on a holiday to the beach Fluff wasn’t interested in answering my questions, she seemed far more interested in the bowl of milk.
I hope when Fluff grows up she will be more amenable to answering questions.
Mondayitis – Tarzan
Today I’m asking Tarzan of the Apes a few questions about reading.
What do you read?
I read whatever I find in that little cabin. Sometimes they are written with a regular hand whilst at others it is more irregular, I think they might have been written by…
Kerchak:
Why are you talking to this man ape? He is nothing, you must talk to me! I am the King of these Apes and that means you only talk to me. I can kill you with one hand and you show me no respect…
Tarzan:
I am better than you, Kerchak. You cannot read, you cannot use this knife, you did not kill the gorilla…
Kerchak:
I am bigger than you, you are puny, you are small, you have no hair… Rarrrghhh
At this point I think retreat is wise for me, I don’t want to get caught up in a fight between Tarzan and Kerchak. I’ll thank both of them for talking to me but from a vast distance such as another continent. You can read more about them both in Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
Mondayitis – Towel
Mondayitis tried to ask the Towel some questions, the results were interesting.
Books? Books? There’s only one book worth reading and thank goodness it has audio as I don’t have eyes.
Always know where your towel is! That’s nice, I don’t like being lost especially when someone decides to hitchhike to another galaxy but who said I wanted another galaxy! What about staying at home and having a break, maybe giving me a wash? Don’t just suck on one corner, gross!
But how can I listen to that book when I don’t have ears? Hang on, how come I’m talking? Am I so dirty that I’m able to talk now?
Mondayitis – Timmy
“Woof”, says Timmy “Can I read too?”
“No, you silly thing” responds George, “dogs can’t read.”
Timmy would do anything for her including learning to read. He wouldn’t dress up and attend a flash mob as George wouldn’t dream of dressing him up and have other dogs laugh at him. Let’s just pretend George has taught Timmy to read.
What do you read?
Woof! The newspaper, I need to know what’s happening in the world if I am going to keep up with Mistress George. Woof!
Why do you read?
I thought I answered that already?
Do you read to your kids or to someone else’s kids?
No, woof. My mouth doesn’t work too well for making words. I do wag my tail at them and play fetch.
Before you ask, no, I would not dream of dressing up. Mistress George is good to me and does not dream of putting me in real clothes, I have my fur and that is good enough for us. She did once put a trumpet on my neck but explained it was for my own good to stop me scratching my wound. I was happy to go camping with her to hide from other dogs, I did not want them to laugh at me.
A big thank you to Timmy from The Famous Five for answering questions about reading. Thank you also to Enid Blyton for providing us with such wonderful books.
Mondayitis – Ruth
This week I speak to Ruth, Jaxom’s white dragon from the Dragonrider’s of Pern series by Anne McCaffrey. It may seem a bit disjointed as he’s rather busy and needs to flit from point to point at the moment, he is trying not to time it today.
What do you read?
I only read records as I don’t know what else there would be to read. I don’t actually read myself, but I read through Jaxom’s eyes. He’s been coerced into helping with some research and I look through his eyes. I let him do the reading to other people as most can’t hear me.
Can you do the Safety Dance while reading?
Well, now, this is a challenge. I could probably do the Safety Dance while flying although it would mess with my flight patterns and I’d have to be very careful with my visualisations to ensure I don’t go through space or time. To add in the reading would be interesting as Jaxom would have to be reading while I dance and he’d have to be careful to ensure the pages didn’t fly off in the wind. Technically possible but I’m not sure how practicable it would be.
Would you attend a flash mob dressed as your favourite character?
A flash mob. Hmmm, a term I’m not entirely familiar with.
Thank you to Ruth for answering some of the Mondayitis questions.